Good morning my sweet dog
You're such a cute boy
I can't think of life without you

Well, what is this smell?
Something stinks here
Oh God! You are shitting on my bed

I don't want to clean up fuckin' dog shit
Again today I rubbed your nose in dog shit
I don't want to clean up fuckin' dog shit
Again today I rubbed your nose in dog shit

I'm playing a TV game
It's so exciting
I'm about to kill the biggest monster

Well, what is this noise?
What are you crunching
Oh God! It's a Hi-Standard CD!

I don't want to clean up fuckin' dog shit
Again today I rubbed your nose in dog shit
I don't want to clean up fuckin' dog shit
Again today I rubbed your nose in dog shit
